arthur-christmas-claus:

And they weren’t even the same species.

“But it’s not natural!”

“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”

“But now their child will be gay.”

“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”

“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”

Respected king.

Loved father.

I rest my case.

And just for the hell of it…

You can be a homo too!

athelstn:

athelstn:

athelstn:

athelstn:

i have to do this yearbook survey thing online and there was a question that was “who is your favorite athlete?” and i submitted this

i hope it gets approved

they approved it. its getting printed next week.

oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

oh-woah-dope:

since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?

i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?

captorquest:

inkwelldried:

captorquest:

any negative thing that can happen about yahoo buying tumblr is worth the “david karp daddy” jokes stopping

how sure are you about that

vomits on everything

fuckoffcats:

THE AMOUNT OF THINGS I HAVE TO DO AND I’M SITTING HERE REFRESHING MY FUCKING DASHBOARD OVER AND OVER AGAIN I HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE

(Source: heathermorris)

lindsaychrist:

ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget

asapmona:

rhydonmyhardon:

let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.